if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

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on a scale of one to glee how bad is that decision

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my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

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"Working on this stupid essay."Said every college student, when asked what they are doing that night  (via deanspanties)

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My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

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